The only bot
you will ever need.
Stop adding 10 different single-purpose bots. Hana gives your server instant AI chat, free high-quality music, 24/7 moderation, an active virtual stock market, level systems, and social media video downloads in one clean package. 100% free with zero paywalls.
1,009 t/s Generation
TARGET: Zero-width payload
THREAT NEUTRALIZED
HANA COIN: +5.2%
Features That Just Work
SMART AUTOMATION. BEAUTIFUL INTERFACES.
Instant AI Chat & Image Creation
Hana replies instantly without making you wait through long "thinking..." pauses. Powered by Mercury 2 and Gemini, she chats naturally like a real friend, remembers your preferences, and creates custom images from simple text descriptions.
24/7 Security & Auto-Mod
Automatic protection against raids, link spam, zero-width invisibles, and rogue admins. Includes a 400ms Panic Lockdown, 18+ age verification gates, and DM appeals for banned members.
Free Leveling & Rank Cards
Reward your members for chatting and voice activity with custom level rank cards and automatic role rewards.
Image Lab & Meme Studio
Deepfry images, generate speech bubbles, turn videos into animated GIFs, and create stylized quote graphics in seconds.
Global Economy & Games
Blackjack, 50-player Rumble Royales, fishing, item trading, and a live virtual Stock Market (ChipEx). Keep your chat active every single day.
Stop paying
the Bot Tax.
While other bots literally put /say commands and basic role assignments behind $15/mo paywalls, we are giving you enterprise hardware for free.
We provide dedicated GPU clusters and high-speed media processing servers to render your videos, audio, and AI requests with zero latency.
Hana is 100% free. No premium roles. No trackers. No bullshit.
Read our Privacy Promise
Meet HDREE v2
Hana Dynamic Remote Execution Engine
Most Discord bots run all their operations on a single server. When thousands of users request video compression, image manipulation, or AI generation simultaneously, the entire bot slows down for everyone.
Hana solves this with HDREE. Whenever you request a heavy media task, Hana instantly offloads the workload to our distributed network of dedicated GPU servers. These servers process your files at blazing speeds and deliver them straight back to your chat, completely bypassing the main bot's event loop.
This level of enterprise-grade distributed architecture is incredibly expensive to maintain and is typically locked behind $20/mo subscriptions on other bots. With Hana, you get raw GPU power 100% for free.
Built For Speed & Privacy.
Fast responses, zero lag, and strict data privacy.
Dedicated GPU Clusters
Hana offloads heavy rendering, FFmpeg video processing, and AI generation to dedicated remote GPUs. You get raw enterprise speed at zero cost.
Guaranteed Uptime
Automatic backup nodes keep your server's music, moderation, and features online 24 hours a day.
Zero AI Model Training
Hana never uses your server messages or conversations to train AI models. Your server data remains private.
Strict European Privacy
Hosted and developed in Europe under strict GDPR data laws. No web tracking cookies or ad trackers. Read our policy.
How It Works
Clean architecture designed to keep your server fast and fun.
Next-Gen Fast AI Chat
Most AI Discord bots are slow because they guess one word at a time from left to right. Hana uses a modern Diffusion Language Model (Mercury-2) that drafts entire responses all at once. This delivers chat responses at over 1,000 tokens per second.
Smart Multimodal Features
Hana can read images, describe attachments in voice channels, and remember your name and preferences across conversations without saving unnecessary data.
- Instant text replies at over 1,000 tokens per second.
- Custom image generation with 1-click retry and sharing.
- Private memory profiles that you can view, edit, or delete anytime.
Smart Server Protection
Spammers constantly bypass basic keyword blockers using zero-width spaces or fake characters. Hana cleans text before checking rules, blocking spam and raid attacks before they can flood your channels.
Instant Panic Lockdown
If a rogue moderator or bot starts deleting channels or banning users, Hana triggers Panic Mode in under 400 milliseconds, stripping dangerous permissions and locking down the server to keep your community safe.
- Automatic detection of raids, mass-mentions, and token-grabber links.
- 1-click Panic Mode to freeze channels and save permissions.
- Clean DM-based appeals system so banned users can request a review.
Active Economy & Stock Market
Keep your chat active with a fun virtual economy. Members can work shifts, play casino minigames, catch rare fish, and trade shares in a live virtual Stock Market (ChipEx).
Level 50 Rebirth & Company IPOs
Top players can take their company public with an IPO, creating their own stock for the entire server to buy and sell. Reaching level 50 unlocks Prestige stars that stay on your profile forever.
- Live virtual stock market with real-time price charts and dividends.
- Casino minigames: Blackjack, Crash, Slots, and 50-Player Battle Royales.
- Leveling system with customizable color cards and automatic role rewards.
High-Speed Video Downloader
Discord has a 25MB file upload limit unless you pay for Nitro. Hana automatically downloads social media videos and compresses them under 25MB so you can share clips effortlessly.
Works on 10+ Platforms
Simply paste a link to a TikTok, YouTube video, Instagram reel, X/Twitter clip, Reddit post, or Bluesky video. Hana downloads it and embeds the full video directly into your chat.
- Fast downloads from TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, Twitter/X, and Reddit.
- Automatic compression to fit under Discord's 25MB file limit.
- High-quality music and temporary voice channels with zero lag.
Complete Feature List
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Moderation, Security & AutoMod
400ms server lockdown that automatically strips dangerous permissions from compromised roles.
Detects mass joins and quarantines suspicious accounts before they can flood chat.
Banned users can click a button in their ban DM to submit a formal appeal directly to your staff team.
Interactive disclaimer gate that locks adult and sensitive channels behind an age confirmation.
Safely removes long-inactive ghost accounts on a gradual schedule to protect server standing.
Logs message deletes/edits, member joins/leaves, voice movements, roles, and channel changes with visual before/after images.
Give or take roles from hundreds of members at once with `/role add` and `/role remove`.
Copy permissions from one channel to another instantly with `/mod clone-perms`.
Video Downloader, Music & Voice
Download watermark-free videos directly in chat from TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, X, Reddit, and Bluesky.
24/7 high-fidelity music streaming from YouTube Music and SoundCloud with volume control, queues, and auto-reconnect.
Join-to-create private voice channels with an in-chat panel for lock, hide, rename, user limits, and claiming.
Call and talk with other Discord servers across the globe in real time via our inter-server network.
Over 80 realistic neural voices in 40+ languages that read chat messages and announce voice joins/leaves.
Compress videos under Discord's 25MB limit, deepfry images, and create custom speech bubbles.
Virtual Stock Market, Games & Economy
24/7 virtual stock exchange with price graphs, weekly trends, dividends, and player company IPOs.
Play Blackjack, Rocket Crash with live cashouts, animated Slots, High Noon quickdraw duels, Dice, and Coinflip.
Massive Battle Royale simulations with sudden-death events, team wars, and jackpot prize pools.
Catch 10 rarity tiers of fish, unlock mythic chests, and trigger server-wide fishing buffs.
Reach Level 50 to unlock permanent prestige stars, Cyberpunk frames, and custom profile wallpapers.
Trade collectibles and items safely with other members through an interactive confirmation menu.
RPG Leveling, Colors & Community
Earn XP by chatting and hanging out in voice. Includes daily loot rolls, rank cards, and role rewards.
Instant aesthetic color menus (Cyberpunk, Anime, Vaporwave, Royal, etc.) that users can equip freely.
Propose to friends, build daily love streaks, level up affection, and claim shared monthly allowances.
40+ Actions to hug, kiss, cuddle, pat, slap, bonk, and high-five with cute animated GIFs and consent settings.
Midnight local-time birthday announcements based on timezones, 24-hour advance DM reminders, and Zodiac signs.
Check local times and see exactly how many hours ahead or behind your international friends are.
Automatically changes your server icon and banner on specific holidays and dates.
AI Chat, Server Manager & Tools
- Mercury-2 Diffusion AI Chat: Fast, natural conversational AI with instant streaming at over 1,000 tokens/sec (`/ask-hana`).
- AI Server Manager (`/ai-manager action`): Ask the AI to build or reorganize server roles, permissions, and channels safely using natural language.
- Persistent Memory System: Hana remembers your name, likes, and traits across conversations (`/hana-config memories`) with full GDPR privacy controls.
- AI Image & Song Generation: Create artwork from text prompts with 1-click regeneration (`/generate-image`) or compose 30-second music clips.
- Daily Question & Roast of the Day: Daily debate polls with automated AI "Answer of the Day" roasts for the funniest replies (`/qotd`).
- Support Tickets with HTML Transcripts: Private ticket channels that save complete conversation transcripts directly to web files on resolution (`/ticket`).
- 3D Doom in Discord: Play a real interactive 3D Doom campaign directly inside Discord with button controls (`/doom`).
Questions? Answered.
Hana utilizes a Diffusion Language Model (dLLM) powered by Mercury-2. Unlike standard AI bots that decode sequentially (one word at a time), Hana generates responses through parallel refinement. She effectively writes entire drafts at once, achieving speeds of over 1,000 tokens per second.
Yes. While MEE6 and Dyno lock vital community features like role assignment, music, and advanced logging behind paywalls, Hana provides all enterprise features 100% free.
No. We refuse to use web dashboard trackers. Check our Privacy Policy for our Zero-Training Guarantee.